Frightening Friday: Paramount era ends with a whimper in ‘Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan’ (1989) (Movie review)

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aramount held the rights to “Friday the 13th” for the first eight films before handing them off to New Line Cinema, and it closes the era with a whimper in “Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan” (1989). The idea of taking Jason (Kane Hodder) out of Crystal Lake, N.J. (even serial killers need a vacation now and then), is refreshing and filled with potential. But the execution is atrocious.

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Frightening Friday: Slasher meets the supernatural in ‘Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood’ (1988) (Movie review)

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’ve complained that most of the “Friday the 13th” sequels tentatively try something new but don’t commit to it, so I admire “Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood” (1988) for committing to a supernaturally inclined protagonist. And even though these films are made on the cheap, always casting soap-opera-level actors, they get a good one to play Tina Shepard, Lar Park-Lincoln. It helps tremendously that she’s not merely a random Final Girl, but instead gets a complete hero’s origin story under the pen of Daryl Haney and Manuel Fidello.

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Frightening Friday: ‘Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives’ (1986) goes full Frankenstein’s monster, adds a smidgen of meta humor (Movie review)

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riday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives” (1986) wraps up the “Tommy Trilogy” in blandly competent fashion. This entry, written by directed by saga newcomer Tom McLoughlan, doesn’t descend into utter absurdity like some of its predecessors. In fact, it checks some boxes of things the “F13” saga should have done before this: One, the sheriff (David Kagen as Garris) and his deputies actually pursue Jason in the wake of his killings. Two, there are actually kids at the camp.

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Frightening Friday: ‘Friday the 13th: A New Beginning’ (1985) is more of the same, and not in a good way (Movie review)

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riday the 13th: The Final Chapter” was released in 1984, and then the franchise went into a long hibernation. Just kidding. It returned less than a year later with “Friday the 13th: A New Beginning” (1985). Refreshingly (and it’s just about the only refreshing thing in the movie), it skips the long “previously on” montage and gives us a decent nightmare sequence of a worm-covered Jason climbing out of his grave. Then we jump to the previous film’s Tommy as an adult.

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Frightening Friday: ‘Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter’ (1984) is an unsuccessful mishmash of ideas (Movie review)

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ell, I give “Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter” (1984) credit for trying a few new things, at least. Unfortunately, this debut entry from director Joseph Zito and writers Barney Cohen and Bruce Hidemi Sakow pulls back from all of its slightly new ideas and ends up being the weakest of the first four entries.

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Frightening Friday: ‘Friday the 13th: Part III’ (1982) not quite eye-popping, but it does introduce the iconic mask (Movie review)

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ith “Friday the 13th: Part III” (1982), Jason (played by Richard Brooker this time) enters iconic status as he acquires his trademark hockey mask; from this point forward until they start adopting full helmets, goalies will look particularly sinister. It’s also the point where a viewer starts to realize this saga either doesn’t have continuity editors or simply does not care.

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Frightening Friday: Disposable ‘Friday the 13th: Part 2’ (1981) is a big step down from the original (Movie review)

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he first “Friday the 13th (1980) is a trope codifier for the lake-cabin slasher flick, and by definition, trope codifiers lead to a lot of imitators, which have the reputation of being lesser films. “Friday the 13th: Part 2” (1981) lives up (or down, as it were) to that bad reputation. The slasher stuff is fine in this directorial debut from Steve Miner, who would go on to a steady career, mostly in TV. But there are so many missed opportunities in the screenplay by Ron Kurz.

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Frightening Friday: ‘Friday the 13th’ (1980) crystalizes lakeside horror (Movie review)

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o celebrate our 2,000th post here at Cold Bananas, we’re launching a new weekly series. Frightening Friday will look back at some classics (and not-so-classics) of the horror genre through the years. With today being Friday the 13th, and the slasher touchstone marking its 40th anniversary, we’re starting off with the most appropriate entry …

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