‘Prometheus’ and 9 other summer movies John wants to see (Commentary)

Based on the trailers, here are the 10 movies I’m most looking forward to in the summer of 2012. They are listed in order of release date.

“The Dictator” (May 16) — Sacha Baron Cohen’s latest daring comedy breaks free from the cringeworthiness of “Borat” and “Bruno” by being a scripted (albeit still silly) laugh-fest. And Anna Faris looks adorable as the girl who befriends the fish-out-of-water title character in America.

“Chernobyl Diaries” (May 25) — It’s from Oren Peli, the creator of the “found footage” “Paranormal Activity” franchise, and it features that scratchy “radioactivity” sound effect we’ve all heard before. The creepy idea of a once-thriving city that is now utterly abandoned adds a nice “28 Days Later” or “The Langoliers” feel to the proceedings.

“Prometheus” (June 8) –– Despite being an “Alien” fan, I didn’t crave a film telling the backstory of the Space Jockey, the dead pilot in the ship housing the alien eggs — until I heard about this movie. Now it’s the movie I’m most excited to see in 2012. And the fact that it’s the vision of “Alien” director Ridley Scott is icing on the cake.

“That’s My Boy” (June 15) — Adam Sandler’s been letting us down with dud after dud ever since 2008’s underrated “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan.” This could be his bounce-back vehicle, as he plays a deadbeat father who looks to his successful son (“SNL” and The Lonely Island’s Andy Samberg) to bail him out.

“Ted” (July 13) — It bothers me a bit that Ted sounds exactly like Brian Griffin, but the idea of a grown man and his best-friend teddy bear is a great concept, and it totally seems to be in Mark Wahlberg’s comedic wheelhouse. Throw in Mila Kunis as the girlfriend, and it’s easy to get on board with Seth MacFarlane’s debut film, even though I bailed on his decreasingly funny TV enterprises awhile back.

“The Dark Knight Rises” (July 20) — I thought 2008’s “The Dark Knight” was redundant to previous Bat-franchises in the way it copied the Two-Face story verbatim. But the capper to Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy looks like it will play with Catwoman and Bane, and of course the main character, in fresh ways.

“Ruby Sparks” (July 25) — A mix between “Lars and the Real Girl” and one of my favorite “X-Files” episodes (where a writer has the power to make Scully fall for him), this movie sees a novelist’s fictional dream girl coming to life. Although the concept could easily turn bittersweet, the trailer sets a happy mood, and I’ll be fascinated to see how the film achieves that balance.

“Total Recall” (Aug. 3) — Considering all the great, movie-ready Philip K. Dick novels that haven’t been adapted yet, it seems odd to revisit a short story that’s already been tackled twice (as an overrated Paul Verhoeven film and a spinoff TV series). Still, it seems like this remake will beautifully capture the visuals of a PKD future (as “Blade Runner” accomplished, although this looks more polished) along with some of the themes, while also serving the needs of an action audience. And maybe if “Total Recall” is successful, we’ll get more PKD on the big screen; that’d be a good thing.

“The Awakening” (Aug. 10) — In a summer with a lot of horror films that look similar, this haunted house yarn’s Britishness and murky, moody style — along the same lines as “The Woman in Black” — stand out just a bit.

“The Expendables 2” (Aug. 17) –– If “Lockout” didn’t quite fit the bill, it looks like this sequel to the 2010 actioner will be the year’s best (mostly) unintentional comedy. Joining the impressive roster of action superstars are Jean-Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris, plus more screen time for Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

What movies are you most looking forward to this summer?

Comments

Shaune's GravatarI think you hit most of them, but a few others to mention. Remember, I enjoy the big budget action movies even when the plot is thin…
Snow White and the Huntsman
Battleship – I will have to see it in 3D and Ultrascreen. It will be dumb, but full of action.
The Bourne Legacy – The series has always been incredible.. and it wasn’t Matt Damon that made it great. I’m excited to see Renner make this series even better!
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter – I don’t know much about the story or concept here, but the trailer and idea of it interests me. Maybe not a blockbuster, but a fun ride I’m sure.
Savages – I’m not 100% sure about this one but it looks like Oliver Stone is back with an incredible thriller…
The Hobbit – I have a feeling it will be dull, but another LOTR can’t be bad.
GI Joe: Retaliation – Again, big dumb action movie. Hopefully Bruce Willis has enough screen time to keep me happy.
Jack the Giant Killer – an adult telling of the famous story.. it looks great!My top choices from your list are Batman, Ted, and Prometheus.# Posted By Shaune | 5/3/12 11:07 AM

Shaune's GravatarAlso – do you mean ‘The Awakened’? Starring Christian Slater?# Posted By Shaune | 5/3/12 12:11 PM

John Hansen's GravatarIf you click on the title, you can go to the trailer for “The Awakening.” It’s basically a meat-and-potatoes Brit horror flick. It was the last one to make my top 10. As you mentioned, your list mainly reflects that we have different tastes in the area of action movies (although our horror tastes seem to overlap). CGI-fueled actioners leave me bored, but I will admit that “Abraham” could have a nice sense of style, “Battleship” could qualify as a good unintentional comedy and “Savages” could potentially be a sexy thriller. “The Hobbit” comes out in December, although it’s definitely not going to be on my holiday movies list either. “Jack the Giant Killer” is slated for early 2013.# Posted By John Hansen | 5/3/12 2:48 PM